Band member profiles...

(Ring Leader?)
(Mystery Man)
Attribute
CASWELL, David
MITCHELL, Alex
WILLIAMS, Leigh
CUSACK, Mark
Occupation
Successful Entrepreneur
Entrepreneur
Doctor
Vice President
Aspriration
Hair Dresser
Successful Entrepreneur
Dentist
President of Vice
Marital Status
Married
Married
Married
Married
Spouse
Also Married
Also Married
Also Married
Also Married
Children
2
1
3
4
Plumbing
Works
Needs Servicing
Tip Top
Leaking
Height
Yes
5ft 11in
1m 80cm
5 past six
Weight
Some
About 5 minutes
Average
Sometimes
Length
No complaints
Varies
Every Tuesday
Standing ovation
Eye Colour
Brown
Blue/Green
Green/Blue
Green/Green
Hair
Some
Rented
Misplaced
What's that?
Hero
Mark Cusack
Batman
Batman
David Caswell
Heroine
Cat Woman
Cat Woman
Cat Woman
Cat Woman
Favourite Word
Sausage
Yes
Plynth
Food
Least Favourite Word
Egg
No
Prostrate
Diet
Favourtie Animal
Tiger
Squirrel
Eagle
Beaver
Lead Vocals
Yes
Yes
Aspirationally
Aspirationally
Backing  Vocals
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Dancer
Groovy Baby
Requires Alcohol
Fabby
Legendary
Lead Guitar
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Rythym Guitar
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Bass (Double)
A little
No
A lot
A little
Bass (Single)
A little more
No
A lot
Gimme gimme!
Drums
Could do
A wee bit
Give it a go
Rock God
Cajun
Some
Pit-a-pat
Give it a go
Like the devil
Keyboards
Some
A little
A little
Unknown
Oboe
Pucker up
Reeds suck
Two of them
Can you blow it?
Timbals
No, they're real
Due for servicing
Check
Huge
Piccolo
Audience dependent
I'm afraid so
Misplaced
No it's massive!

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